Put down the crack pipe…

I was reading the Gay YOUniverse, and his own run-ins with possible crack pipes when I was reminded of my own. I’ve had two run-ins with the Crack pipe. Well, not me personally. I don’t believe in crack. I saw Whitney on Diane Sawyer. And Amy Winehouse. Plus, weed burns my throat and I just couldn’t imagine how much crack would burn. And, they use the name ‘crack.’ Someone in the PR department needs to find a different name. Tina just sounds like a stripper who looks sticky, with thigh high pleather boots, neon fishnets, and a leather miniskirt with a muffin top sticking out. I digress.