Hercules

The Hercules Gay

This type of The Gays is primarily concerned with how his body looks, and how muscular he appears. Obsessed with working out, he is generally found in the gym 3-7x a week, and typically will hang with similar gays. Whether or not the primary motivation is for potential liaisons in the bathrooms, or in attempt to become the ‘ideal’ man. Heavily involved with making himself physically fit, the Hercules Gay is prone to protein shakes and unnecessary muscle exposure.

Genus – Alpha Male

Generally, the Hercules Gay are inert, as a subspecies, towards other gays. Strong competitive streak, especially when other Hercules Gays are in sight. Will generally mark their territory, and confrontations may arise in asserting dominance. If challenged, they will adjust so their plumage shines more brilliantly, until one concedes as to who’s muscles are larger. Related to The Frat Gay, but have taken the ideal of masculinity one step further. Usually in compensation for other lacking attributes.

Because their life revolves around the gym, this leaves little time for other social activities, preferring more active partners who will run, bike, swim, mountain climb, etc. Generally of Type A personality, and concerned with perfection, in themselves and in others, though the Hercules Gay goes to great length in not offending their lesser muscled gays.

Due to narcissistic tendencies, usually there’s only room for one in the mirror. Preference for no strings relationships. Work out partner is best bet. Also, in the common pursuit of masculinity, The Frat Gay does not mind associating and the occasional liaisons with The Hercules Gay in gyms, where male bonding is more acceptable in numerous forms. Not as repressed as The Frat Gay, but still slightly uncomfortable with homoerotic tendencies.

 

Drink of Choice : Something that will not affect their workout routine. Ex. – protein shakes.

Probable careers are either related to fitness, which better incorporates the fitness lifestyle. Or prone to competitive environments in Corporationland.

 

 

Signed,

Patrique

 

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